I want some of what the Beatles were smoking ..

I heard this song on the way up to EvenSmaller Anonymous University today. I listened to the lyrics and thought WTF were they on when they wrote this? Check it out ..

Here come old flattop
he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball
he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please
He wear no shoeshine
he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger
he shoot coca-cola
He say I know you, you know me
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me
He bag production
he got walrus gumboot
He got ono sideboard
he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me
He roller-coaster
he got early warning
He got muddy water
he one mojo filter
He say one and one and one is three
Got to be good-looking ’cause he’s so hard to see
Come together right now over me

- "Come Together" by the Beatles

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I'm printing out my final project right now. The funny thing is .. I told my teacher I'd need to be excused from class Thursday so I could come up here and work on this.

Well, it's only Wednesday .. and who did I run into right here walking into the building at the EXACT same time I was? MY TEACHER!

Just my luck ;)