Riveting Conversation with my Step-father

Me: I need to go take some pictures tomorrow.
Him: Of what?
Me: Nothing in particular, I just need it for photography class.
Him: Where will you get them developed?
Me: I develop them myself in the darkroom at school.
Him: Do you need money to get them developed?
Me: No, I do that myself.
Him: What, like at WalMart?
Me: No .. at school.

and then this ..

Him: I must be getting old, I stay outside all night watching
birds. It's fun to see what they do at night.
Me: Really? What do they do?
Him: Oh, fly around and stuff.