Here she is! Unlike Penelope Cruz and Jada Pinkett Smith, I remembered my camera for the event.
Cruz & Smith are both obviously liars, because Suri is not the most beautiful baby ever.
This is what you look like when your parent is a freaky-deaky scientologist who keeps you hidden from sunlight since you were born. Just look at those pupils. Geesh. Poor kid.
So sorry, Suri.