< begin some truth + some drama >My skin is a wreck from wind.
My hair is a wreck from dry air.
My lips are constantly chapped.
I might as well buy stock in Aveeno.
I have sniffles that won't go away.
I might as well buy stock in Kleenex.
It HURTS to go outside.
My bones ache.
I'm stuck in a frozen wasteland.
I might as well be in Antarctica.
< end some truth + some drama >
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