I've seen Madonna's armpits more than I've seen my own.

Anybody noticed that before?

Anybody else sick of seeing her pits?

Sure, they're smooth and muscular and all ..

but jeez. I've seen them constantly since I was like 10.

20 years worth of Madonna's armpits is a little much.

I gave the issue some thought and went googling for Madonna armpit photos and sure enough, I found like 3 on just the first page alone!

I also found something more than I bargained for .. a picture of Madonna in the nudie with what appeared to be a black cat sitting on her lap.

Then I looked closer and realized .. oh .. that's not a black cat.

Then I threw up a little.