I was 8 minutes late to class today because my $5.50 per hour job of sending out press releases for events at the university is so much more important than my education that I'm annually paying thousands for, apparently.
This press release was about a pickpocket magician coming to entertain for the university's 20th anniversary celebration.
Great. That's something people are going to remember in 10 years.
I refuse to ever be late like that again.