Now you can make your own home-cooked McDonalds favorites.

A perfect way to keep those arteries clogged and one foot planted firmly in the grave!

See for yourself.

My personal fave is the part about seasoning the burgers, and how adding more seasoning will "float away the fat," and that Quarter pounders require even MORE seasoning.

Float it away to where?

Float it right to your ginormous ass, yo!

*sigh* Keeping people fat and fed.

Everybody should go watch "SuperSize Me," and LEARN something from it. You can buy it used from amazon.com starting at $5.

Isn't that about the price of a Supersize Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese Extra Value Meal?