Sorry, bird.

Dear fat black bird who sat in the road,

While it’s not the best idea to sit in the middle of the road, I am still sorry that you met my tires this morning on my way to class. I know that’s no way to spend your morning, getting run over by a car and all.

It’s also not a good idea to fly under a tire when the driver is trying to swerve to NOT hit you. But, you’re a bird, you don’t know any better.

When I heard the ker-CHUNK I was just devastated.

Bird, you will be missed. By other birds, of course.


The person who ran over you this morning