Our house, in the middle of Our street.

Paulie and I now have a home located in AnonymousSafeTown, Somewhere, USA.

It's a 2 bedroom townhouse apartment within a complex. We got an awesome deal because the landlord just happens to be my cousin on my Grandpa's side of the family.

More pics later. Maybe.

Spring Quarter Schedule

Classes for spring filled up really fast, and I didn't get into one that I wanted (Civilization and Literature) but I think I can take it this summer instead. Anyway, I'll be taking:

Art History 101 Typography for the Graphic Designer
Natural Science 110
Public Speaking Math 110 Art History Survey 3
and Yoga.

Believe it or not, all are required, except for the yoga but still will count as a general elective.

I'm happy with the schedule. I'll take my last math over the summer.

I decided to scrap public speaking and maybe drop my minor in communications. Since I work in the office of communications at school, I figure that's experience enough and it will save me a whole quarter (or semester, in 2007) of classes. It'll be nice to get my math over and done with.

This is not for you.

It's for me, because my memory sometimes sucks.

1) Finish FAFSA.

2) Register for classes 2/15 at midnight.

3) Call registrar's office about deferment paperwork.

4) Ask co-worker about that scholarship thingy she was talking about a few weeks ago.

5) Apply for summer aid sometime after May 1st. (better write that one down somewhere)

I think that's all. For now.

Happy Overly Commercialized Hallmark Holiday!

Ok, so .. since I'm busier than a starving one-eyed cat watching two mice (or, a one-armed paperhanger with crabs .. OR, a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest) .. I don't even have time to write an original diss for my least favorite holiday of the year. Yep, even less than Easter. I am not and will never be a fan of Valentine's Day.

So here, you may read a blast from the past ... I wrote this last year on a blog that I have since trashed. Enjoy until I have time to write something else sometime. Someday. In the future. Some other time. Later. Like, not right now.

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Happy Commercialized Hallmark Holiday!
posted Mon, 14 Feb 2005 03:52:05 -0800

When it comes down to people being so busy and so apathetic to their partners that they can only pick ONE day out of the year to celebrate their love for one another, it makes me sad.

Call us crazy, but Paul and I made a pact to never celebrate Valentine's Day.

I remember when I was little, say 3rd or 4th grade in elementary school. We would be given 2 sheets of red and pink construction paper. From there, we would staple the sheets together to make a pocket so we could collect our little Valentine's Day cards. Remember those tiny, oddly shaped cards, usually decorated with the most popular cartoon characters of the moment? Normally saying something simple like, "Would you Be Mine?" .. or, "Valentine, You're the best!" They fit into tiny white envelopes and an entire box was under $5. There was enough cards inside to give one to each and every classmate. And .. it was enough to put a smile on someone's face.

Just tonight I picked up a copy of InStyle magazine. Across the top reads "Gifts to Give and Get for Valentine's Day". I cringe, but I read on nonetheless. I want to see how people can become so crazy over this one day out of the year.

A pleated silk baby doll nightgown .. $125. Crocodile-embossed leather jewelry box in pink .. $325. Hoop earrings of 18kt gold and diamonds .. $650. Bouquet of roses, calla lilies, hypericum berries and hydrangeas .. $225 .. coral-colored cotton pajamas .. $138?! I slammed the magazine shut to keep from gagging.

Nicole Kidman peered up at me from the cover page with a smirk, as if to say, "This is how WE do it!"

This is not how I would EVER do it, even if I had money to burn.

Valentine's Day is no longer a day of asking someone if they will be yours. It's not a day of sharing love, it's not a day to do something special for your sweetheart.

It's a day for florists to cash-in and Hallmark to generate a sickening amount of revenue in a very small amount of time .. and for what? Purely crap, in my opinion. Let's not forget the chocolate and candy companies either.

I am all for surprises. I love to give gifts. I tell Paul daily how great he is, and how much he means in my life. To only share those things on ONE day out of the year, how horrid would that be? How loved would *YOU* feel if that was the only day your life partner chose to do something special for you?

I'll forever take a hug and kiss over a box of chocolates. A hug and kiss make you warm inside and it's something you can give over and over. A box of chocolates will only give me bad skin and thicker thighs.

I'll always choose an evening of sitting down to watch a good movie and have a few drinks, rather than munching on those sugary candy conversation hearts. Evenings together is a time to laugh, to make memories .. candy conversation hearts will only rot my teeth, or break them. Those things are hard to chew.

I'll always prefer hearing 'I love you' to receiving a heart shaped diamond pendant necklace on sale for $299.99 at the nearest jewelry store (who also does pretty well at Valentine's Day, I'm certain). Hearing those words means so much more than something dangling and sparkling on a chain. I can't lose 'I love you's' when the silver chain decides to break and fall off while I'm walking down a busy street, never to be seen again.

Skip the dozen roses .. the smell reminds me of funerals. Roses will wilt in a few days time, no matter how well you care for them. What's so beautiful about that? I'd rather sit down to a comfy dinner at home, light some candles and talk. Not to mention it's cheaper than a dozen roses, anyday.

It's not about being frugal, because frugal is one thing I am not. I love to spoil when I can. I try to make Christmas and birthdays full of surprises.

It's not about being single or bitter. Some people scream "Fuck Valentine's Day!" .. simply because they have no partner to share it with. I'm taken and I'm happier than ever. It's not a day where I ever felt unloved, rejected, or downright inadequate as a person, even when I was single. So what if every female co-worker in my office had a dozen roses catered in from their boyfriends and husbands? I sat and sneezed all day from the pollen and was proud to not have those thorny plants taking up their fair share of my cubicle.

I'm not anti-love. I'm not anti-romance. I have nothing against the color red. Satin-covered pillows embroidered with the words "You are so Loved!" don't even irk me that much. And yes, I even kinda thought those magnetic kissing Hallmark bears were cute that one year when I saw the commercial played over and OVER until V-Day.

I just don't need those things to show the one I love how much they mean to me on February 14th of every single year.

If we don't show our significant others how much we love them every single day of our lives, then what's the point really?

Draining my wallet won't prove it.

Giving gifts wrapped in red ribbons won't prove it.

Remembering February 14th every year and acting as if it's some gigantic act of kindness won't prove it.

Keep it simple and just LOVE ..

with all of your heart ..

EVERY day of your life.

Yes, THAT will prove it.

*****

Upon posting this, Gmail notified me I had spam. What was it? None other than an email from my friendly neighborhood Hallmark Gold Crown Store letting me know that if I was ready, I could buy Valentine's Day cards, TODAY .. (um, it's like 10pm on the Sunday night before V-day!), or receive special Member's Only V-day offers, OR I could "Give the Gift of Flowers Straight from the Heart!"

*SIGH*

"I'm waiting for that final moment ..

.. you say the words that I can't say."

I've had "Bizarre Love Triangle" by New Order stuck in my head all day. But just those 2 lines.

Which is weird because I haven't heard or thought about that song in ages.

However, I downloaded it and ended up also finding a halfway cool remix of it. So, win/win.

You suck.

For my creative process class, we have to keep a journal for the entire quarter and fill it with entries that are related to what we've done or talked about in class.

According to the syllabus, 50 entries warrants a "C" average. So of course, I've been working hard on mine because I, of course, don't want a C.

A girl who sits in front of me who hasn't been in class the past 3 weeks turns and says, "How many entries are in your journal so far?"

I said, "36."

She said, "Mine has 0."

I said, "He's collecting them today so he can give us feedback on how to make them better."

She said, "Bullshit!"

THEN, she proceeded to ask me if she could borrow mine over the weekend.

Ummm, how about HELL FUCKING NO?!

I swear to god, people are so dumb.

THEN! During our show-and-tell time where we all sit in a circle, the professor was reading something to us and she reached over and untied my shoe. And then laughed about it. Out loud. Everyone stared.

I gave her a dirty look and turned my chair away so I was kinda sitting with my back to her.

There's always *someone*. There's always that one person (well, usually more than one person in most cases) that just bugs the hell out of me and never fails to amaze me at how damn stupid people can be.

"My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music."
Vladimir Nabokov (1899 - 1977)

Mangina Alert.

Look at Ben Affleck with this bad mangina.

What's he smiling so smugly about?

That crooked shit on his face needs to be stopped.

Order Up!

Not only am I a full-time college student and a part-time communications specialist, I'm now also a part-time server at a local pizza joint.

I wish I had the arm strength of those German girls at Oktoberfest that carry like five big heavy mugs of beer in each hand, those pasta dishes can get pretty damn heavy.

I think that picture is hilarious!

Waiting for Summer.

In my creative process class, the professor read a poem and asked that we choose 2 lines from it to create a trading card. The poem was kinda creepy and didn't make much sense to me, anyway ..

This is mine, and it's kinda how I feel right now. I hate winter, I want summer back, bees and all.

The line from the poem I chose was:

"I will speak to you in snow language;
Answer with a fan of bees."

By Me, in Mixed Media.

Lamp.

Lamp, mixed media.

Of course I don't know if I love it or hate it but .. I guess right now it's a *kinda like it, but it could always be better* sort of thing.

What I *do* know is that I got an A- on my first digital project so I'm pretty happy about that.

Math test Tuesday. You probably won't hear much from me before then.

Neglecting the blog makes time go by faster.

Chickens have Peckers.

What started out as something funny that was said in my digital publishing & layout class turned into a full-fledged google search for "chicken peckers" so I could write a funny entry about it.
Little did I know there was actually a restaurant in China called that!

hahaha, "Uhhh, yeah, can I get a sack of large chicken peckers with some ranch dressing on the side? To go. Oh, and make sure to leave off those pesky chicken pubes, will ya? They get caught in my teeth."

About my haircut .. the guy had me down for *yesterday* at 3:30. I was so crushed when I got there only to find out that he never works on Fridays. But I'm very organized usually, very punctual and good at remembering when I have to be somewhere. I don't know who's mistake it was .. but now I can't get my shaggy mop of Einstein hair cut until the 31st unless I want to go to some walk-in place but I really don't. Major disappointment of the day though.

Anyway, Paulie still got his hair cut and it really does look great!

Tomorrow - Haircut.

Yep, tomorrow I'll be getting my hair cut. And I am glad because it fucking needs it badly. I've put it off WAY too long.

Not only am I getting *my* hair cut, but so is baby Paulie! =)

Too bad we don't post pictures of ourselves on here. You'll just have to close your eyes and try real hard to image how awesome we will both look, haha ..

By the way, that's not my hair in the pic, but I wish it was .. Those colors are awesome! But, since color is fleeting and way too expensive for as long as it lasts, I'm not going to do it unless I do it myself. If only I could get it to come out like that ..

Look!

For the first time ever (and probably the last time ever, too) I got all of mine in before Paulie did! =D So, I'm using my bragging rights now.

Because we all know moments like this are truly screenshot worthy.

I'm off to read next week's English chapters, because YES .. I AM that boring since I do work when I don't really *have* to.

Fashion models are seriously going downhill.

Ain't she a treat?!

Ok, so .. I have some questions.

1) Who thought that she would be a good model, and why?

2) How does she manage to keep the SAME FACIAL EXPRESSION in all of these pictures? (seriously, click on it. It's hysterical! By the time I got to page 7 and saw the "Candy Cane Crown" sweater, I was pissing myself laughing)

3) Who told her the shiny, gold leggings were a good idea?

4) Could her glasses (and her beehive hair-do) BE any bigger?!

hahaha .. I'm sorry .. maybe I'm being mean but .. oh HELL, no I'm not!! She is about the craziest thing I've seen in a long time!

This right here is pretty funny too.

Ahh, Algebra.

Algebra, you make life fun!!

The guy who made this up was one sick and twisted fuck.

Ok, so I'm really making it sound worse than it is because math hasn't been nearly as bad this quarter as it was last quarter (YET). I think my professor is much better at explaining than that last guy was.

Surprisingly, I got a lot done this weekend and I'm glad. I finished all of my reading for English, did all of my questions at the end of each chapter I had to read, and even wrote my 500 word paper (at first I typed "500 PAGE paper", that'd be shitty!) which isn't due til like, the 21st or something.

I finished my InDesign projects, my journal entry for my Creative Process class, and my project for that as well. The professor gave us names and we had to develop a superhero character from that name, slaying a creative monster. My name was Crusty Banana Sniffer. Gay huh?! I won't post what I came up with for that because let's face it, it's way not cool.

Anyway, I'm not f*cking interesting enough. Go read Paulie's blog, for f*cks sake.

Adoration.

1) Paulie.
2) Songs we like played back to back.
3) A collection of movies that puts Blockbuster to shame.
4) Coffee or Diet Mt. Dew.
5) Warm weather.
6) Comfortable clothes.
7) No socks.
8) Lip balm & Lotion.
9) Falafel.
10) A comfortable place to hang out.

That's it. That's all I need. Besides sleep.

Self portrait.

This is for my arts 105 class. The assignment was to portray yourself as some sort of superhero slaying a dragon.

So this is me, slaying an old self portrait that I did for arts 102 that I thought was never good enough to turn in.

I know, it's amateur. It's supposed to be, I've never attempted anime before. I drew it first in charcoal, scanned it, then painted it (with the mouse, which SUCKS for making nice lines) in PhotoShop.

In essence, I'm *slaying* the preconceived notions I have about my ideas not being good enough or stupid. But I'm being peaceful about it.

Oh yeah, and you get to see a vague and distorted sneak peek at what I really look like. Yeehaw, lucky you. Don't get too excited though. I don't post pics of me-self online.

P.S. My first math quiz of the quarter went A-ok.
P.S. #2 Yesterday was Paulie's bday. The big 2-4.
P.S. #3 Paulie has a new template on his blog. Stop by. Order a Cognac.
P.S. #4 Applied to work at Fazoli's. If they don't call me back I'll have to bust some heads. Or, just keep looking for something else.

Funny. And True.

I'd like to break his Babylonian fingers.

Thank you Diophantus for making my life more difficult.

Scatter plots, and all algebra in general, can go to hell.

InDesign

Ever used it?

We use it in one art class I'm taking this quarter.

I'm actually liking it so far .. much better than Adobe Illustrator, but so far not as much as PhotoShop.

I just wish I had a book on it. I know there is so much it can do, but it's fun just trying to figure stuff out for myself.

I'll post some of my projects as I finish them.