"Scoop my goddamn litter, NOW."

Since our cat has been neutered, he makes this exact same facial expression. The similarity is uncanny. I'll try to get a picture to compare in the near future.

Paul's changing things around here for me =D It might look strange depending on your browser. It'll be ok.

Wanna touch my wenis?

I just learned tonight from a co-worker that the skin on your elbow is called your 'wenis.'

That's hysterical in all sorts of ways.

Who knew?! I could have been having fun with that for years.

Also, your wenis seriously lacks sensitivity. Try pinching your wenis as hard as you can. Or have someone else pinch your wenis .. totally no feeling at all!

Wenis. Wenis. Wenis.